The Dent

Benny Black Balls

2008-06-29T20:50:00.000+10:00

esgro treats the over 80's set to a taste of the running man

Roll Dem Bones

2008-06-29T20:18:00.002+10:00

sweating and nauseas after the ill effects of a tramadol,
the dent was forced to hide in glimpse of shade

The follow on

2008-01-28T18:07:00.001+11:00

Never enough, AG wants more.

Gibbos porter doing a wonderful job

the building of a thousand eyes

street corner surveyor

The East Ocean

2008-01-28T18:03:00.001+11:00

Gibbo decided three meats for four people was the only option

Dr Zoidberg doing what he does best

Aussie Day

2008-01-28T18:00:00.001+11:00

station was full of buttsuckers covered in flags and stickers

the great southern - popular hangout for lonely suiciders

The Last Supper

2008-01-18T22:42:00.001+11:00

And so we were to bid adieu for another year.
not however without a suspicious 10 minute absence in the turders.
spew? shit? tactical wank.... only one man holds the answer to that elusive mystery.

A ravenous gilbert imagines his food on an empty plate.

Trough monster

2008-01-18T22:39:00.001+11:00

J Benny dashes inside to void his bladder of an afternoons worth of light beer

A Visiting fellow

2008-01-18T22:07:00.001+11:00

Pete has some discourse on the finer points of current Laotian Anthropological theory

Partners in crime

2008-01-18T22:03:00.000+11:00

Party and Blowhard try their hand at becoming cricket hooligans.

Pete's round

2008-01-18T21:56:00.001+11:00

Mr 6% tax rate reaches into his pocket to keep the session progressing. Tone on the verge of a war belch.

Return to Dent vision

2008-01-18T21:18:00.000+11:00

Pete was hyped to be getting pissed.
strange, as from all accounts it happens fairly often in Jappers.
Perhaps it was more to do with the fine caliber of his associates.

Vouyer vision

2008-01-18T21:15:00.000+11:00

watch out for tone and his peepy cam at a ladies change room near you

post k-bab and into the session

2008-01-17T23:39:00.000+11:00

A continental Dent enjoys a few sips of
San Pellegrino and pays for his drinks out of a manbag.

Robert Redford stopped by to invite Pete to play the lead in his next movie: Niddles does Dallas

Whistling dixie on one of Syds noisiest streets - Pete chose the best set for an ear hammer drinking session

Oateye

2008-01-17T23:34:00.001+11:00

Dent ever anxious before feeding time

1890's sex appeal

the Dent with an exploratory prod - verdict: Pete's a porker

Oaterama

2008-01-17T23:30:00.001+11:00

Jimmys drug dealing front

fuzzy like the finest dunlop tenno

shades of the ginger ninja

Now for some Oates Vision

2008-01-17T22:11:00.001+11:00

thanks to mum and the salvos tone got his hands on a 10$ pentax.
turns out the little fucker takes perfect flics

keen eye for detail

the headless corspeman

Watching me watching you watching me watching you

2008-01-17T22:06:00.000+11:00

kebabage down time

Fatimas

2008-01-17T22:03:00.001+11:00

gates of the citadel

inside the temple

consulting the orifice

Oates the Lensman

2008-01-17T22:01:00.001+11:00

35mm front line ice attack

Dashing Devil

2008-01-17T21:45:00.000+11:00

fast than a streak of hot piss - Niddles hot-foots it across Clevo

Niddy Nido

2008-01-17T21:39:00.000+11:00

me and poo tube killing 50 minutes while Tone perused the barbers crates.

Pete waxing lyrical on a street corner about some random shit -

I Trim the Barber

2008-01-17T21:33:00.000+11:00

cool shop apart from all the gay pornos

by all accounts blood dusters seminal album "cunt" is real a local favourite

The captains table

2008-01-17T20:40:00.000+11:00

cracking open the a tawny port to herald the new year

pouring a yule-tide snifter

mark tubs taylor can feel at home on any bbq

Rhyme of the Ancient Marinator

2008-01-15T21:37:00.001+11:00

and thus the captain steered his ship towards stuffy skies of the big city for his final sojourn.
With a poorly spray painted jacket and captains hat purchased from a sub sapien chemist the young jetsetter was fueled up and ready to crack open some of the biggest wallets in H.K.
Kowloon get ready for a faceful of Captain Finance,
gentlemen how the fuck are ya....??

Bad things happen when the sun goes down

2008-01-15T21:32:00.001+11:00

Party and Blowhard say goodbye to 07 with the years smash hit, "Master of my Deputy". Gilbert on lead guitar and the bagman on stash jiggling duty, Oates as always providing the troops with the initial inspiration.

Return of the King

2008-01-15T21:22:00.001+11:00

and so finally after a day of furtive beach turds, grumbling and belly rubbing; Peter Vincent Barnabus Middleton regaled the Australian Oral Defecation Society with long lost serving of P Niddy grade A bullshit.

a satisfying session - it what was all had hoped for.

Journey of a thousand strides

2008-01-15T21:15:00.001+11:00

Pete giving proceedings a sense of gravity.
Jock halfway to soiling some bedding

The complex machinations of the Middleton Shogunate continue.
Captain slumpy loses the soundbox

A nude interlude

2008-01-14T22:33:00.001+11:00

the yardie

billy bruckshot with ink so fresh it's sitting off the skin

The Inquisiton

2008-01-14T22:10:00.001+11:00

Niddles assails the captain on his technical ability to steer the ship

Ice Cream Happiness

2008-01-14T22:05:00.001+11:00

Pete blissing out on a good old choc paddle pop.
can't get on of those in the land of the rising sun now can ya?

Ye Olde Wistful Gaze out

2008-01-14T22:03:00.001+11:00

Garbage party

2008-01-14T21:22:00.000+11:00

the plaky bag makes it presence felt

Bredren Men

2008-01-14T21:17:00.001+11:00

Pooey pete couldn't make the party

Oate Out

2008-01-14T21:14:00.000+11:00

The Painted Lady of Surabaya

2008-01-14T20:56:00.000+11:00

Long nights at sea force a man to party in various ways.
Blowhard - king of the swing bling

Costa Del Sol 1974

2008-01-14T20:23:00.000+11:00

The finger of truth - always pointing to the party

Blowhard, crooning a gap-tooth swansong to the skatebox.

Enter Stage: Bosen Blowhard and Captain Party

2008-01-14T20:08:00.001+11:00

what was in the plaky bag? god knows

Band of Buttheads

2008-01-14T20:06:00.001+11:00

whitest bonce on the planet

The Thinking Seat

2008-01-14T20:00:00.001+11:00

"I kept pushing but nothing came out"

Jase opens a beer with his ole rusty fishing knife.

Niddles gazes out across the ocean, the old man and the sea.
Gibbo just happy to be smashed

Waiting for Niddo

2008-01-14T19:24:00.001+11:00

Double barrel rat banger

so whats new? Waiting for Niddles to finish shitting

No escape from Jase

2008-01-13T23:52:00.001+11:00

he emerged from the woods at the top and commandered the cigarettes.
He proceeded to ask if I had ever seen a necklace made from human ears......

I dared not look in his little wooden box.

Cro-magnon Rasta

2008-01-13T23:44:00.000+11:00

All hail Farron-I jesus dread. Jah mountain mystic

Ital Countryman

2008-01-13T23:39:00.001+11:00

High apon the hilltop King Benny connects with his inner rootsman.

The Jindabyne Connection

2008-01-13T23:32:00.001+11:00

I met Jase in the carpark. The Peugeot had kept him out but he told me he had a freezer full of friends somewhere south of Eden. I bartered safe passage via the woodsman and a half nibbled bag of scroggin.

Agent Young

2008-01-13T23:25:00.001+11:00

J Young, the CIA's intel man on the southern front.
Party and Blowhard still in germination stage.

Ogorth The Terrible

2008-01-13T23:16:00.001+11:00

First official sighting of the South Coast Yeti.
Police have instructed motorists to take care and lock vehicle doors when stationary.
Experts believe the creature is not dangerous but can become incomprehensible if subject to more than three standard drinks.

The Bag-man

2008-01-13T23:14:00.001+11:00

this survelliance footage shows the Braidwood bakery bandit
inflicting his own brand of holiday terror

YellowDent - nice up the south coast

2008-01-13T23:06:00.001+11:00

Gibbo was kind enough to pick up this photo-phobic albino

The Shithaven River

2008-01-13T22:57:00.000+11:00

escaping the nard flies

The mighty Shoalhaven, the black night her finest hour.

Getting Tenty

2008-01-13T22:50:00.000+11:00

ready to summit at 05:00 hours

The I-Man getting benty in el-tenty

snagglepuss spliff sucker

Welcome to Gibrock

2007-11-13T23:22:00.001+11:00

Dirty bar, hot action.

Axe Murderers

2007-11-13T23:19:00.000+11:00

Symbiotic Siamese jam man

Reunion rock out

2007-11-13T23:09:00.001+11:00

classic rock- spat out like bad medicine

amp attack

Squad commander checks his wing man.

The Gibbernator

2007-11-13T22:57:00.001+11:00

4 day growth and a coating of bar sweat

sending forth a Bondi brain breaker

waking the up the neighbours

triple 0 complaint call, how the fuck are ya?

The Noise Maker

2007-11-13T22:53:00.000+11:00

a pre performance tactical spew cleared the pipes and
allowed for several hours of solid stick smashing

The Dictator

2007-11-13T22:46:00.001+11:00

Richard rock zombie, possessed by a greater power

a man who knows what he likes

acoustic soul baron

hitting the sweet spot

The Groove Doctor

2007-11-13T22:37:00.001+11:00

Riding the rhythms seven ways from sunday

Warm Up Strut

2007-11-13T22:29:00.001+11:00

Gibbo the rock solider gets ready to attack

things started getting hot from the get go.

Batesy may have entered his dirty 30's but still knows to twang the wire.

Bar man v Front man

2007-11-13T22:10:00.000+11:00

body language says it all.
tension was palpable & like all good rock gigs it ended in a
lifetime ban for the Teddy-boy and his shockwave sound system.

The Original Flush-Honeys

2007-11-13T21:34:00.000+11:00

The Doctor, Jord-o, Mr Bates, Senior Gilberto & Dick the Destroyer

The dickmobile

2007-11-13T21:25:00.000+11:00

Prior to the gig, parking tickets flowed thick and fast.
The green hornet also suffered the same 80$ good time fine.

Gin

2007-11-01T22:07:00.000+11:00

BOAT TIDE

2007-10-31T23:28:00.001+11:00

NARA

2007-10-31T23:24:00.000+11:00

ubermodernist

2007-10-08T21:43:00.001+10:00

grid

2007-10-08T21:42:00.001+10:00

the hot seat

2007-10-08T21:41:00.001+10:00

times squar4e

2007-10-08T21:40:00.001+10:00

glamour can

2007-10-08T21:37:00.001+10:00

life in the fast lane

2007-10-08T21:35:00.001+10:00

goog

2007-10-08T21:34:00.001+10:00

shadowflection

2007-10-08T21:33:00.001+10:00

rodent hair dogs

2007-10-08T21:31:00.000+10:00

the office worm

2007-10-08T21:26:00.001+10:00

big crab apple

2007-10-08T21:25:00.001+10:00

spires of truth

2007-10-08T21:23:00.001+10:00

church and state

2007-10-08T21:22:00.001+10:00

the chophouse

2007-10-08T21:14:00.001+10:00

cenny p

2007-10-08T21:13:00.001+10:00

Secret Shithead

2007-09-24T21:21:00.000+10:00

Like taking photos of foreign government agents?
see the face of the man on the right?
well try and remember because it could be the last one you see before 30mls of Zopiclone is injected into your neck and you are bound, handcuffed and bundled inside a shiny black truck.
34 hours later you could wake up to find yourself chained to the floor inside a shit stained cell in Azerbajian with a sweaty fat man named Hamid crunching your ball bag between two broken fence posts.
If you get hungry just sign on the dotted line and start pouring that weevil infested flour down your throat between your smashed teeth .

this unexpected holdiay was proudly brought to you by the CIA.
proud members of cunts without borders.

See the World the Extraordinary Rendition Way (also know as: Get Martyred or Die Try`n)

Bussey vs Facist Lockdown

2007-09-24T21:13:00.000+10:00

Don`t worry, Barry had a hiking sock full marbles in case
things kicked off.

lucky the riot fence was up and the crack troops were out.
That old fat banker was itching to get out his crow bar
& tear away at the roots of global capitalism.

Chain of Fools - word on the street is inconti pants are standard issue.
A shit in the britches is a small price to pay for the chance to belt a
a hippy in the bong-hole, taser a journo in the kidneys and capsicum spray some
high school kid in the eye sockets.

Harbour Carver

2007-09-09T22:31:00.001+10:00

The Blue Room

2007-09-09T22:30:00.001+10:00

Up Close & Personal

2007-09-09T22:27:00.000+10:00

CSI filephoto

2007-09-09T21:52:00.000+10:00

Nudie Marble men

2007-09-09T21:25:00.001+10:00

Fishy Joe

2007-09-09T21:23:00.001+10:00

syds

2007-09-03T22:31:00.000+10:00

BONE ZONE

2007-09-03T22:30:00.001+10:00

Fresh out o Allawah

2007-08-19T22:42:00.001+10:00

Faark maiirn, it fluffed out eaps ay.........

The Green Bong Frog

2007-08-19T22:40:00.001+10:00

Mondo buttside kicky

2007-08-19T22:36:00.001+10:00

misspent youth

ANU terror sessions

2007-08-19T22:31:00.000+10:00

Blasto from El Pasto

2007-08-19T22:24:00.000+10:00

a teenage J.B hacking his way through a rough one

before the ravages...................

Crocodile tears

2007-08-04T10:17:00.001+10:00

the barron

2007-08-04T10:14:00.001+10:00

tyre zone

2007-07-24T23:21:00.001+10:00

lock down

2007-07-24T23:20:00.001+10:00

Sheperds warning

2007-07-24T23:18:00.000+10:00

Bratislava Bio Plant

2007-07-23T21:42:00.001+10:00